Advice for all to use

Do not fake a heartattack in a hospital.
Dont touch a horses ass while its pooping.
If it smells like shit, it is shit.
Dont ask why you got slapped by a pregnant chick.
Poking things on the ground with a stick is only okay if its an animal.
Dont pet a pissed off dog.
Drinking beer everytime you curse will not solve your cursing problem.
If someone you know has a name that starts with "r" and is short and annoying, you ARE in hell.
If your stick man is your best drawing, you are not an artist.
When your girlfriend covers her face when you sing her songs, usually that means she is embarrassed and you suck.
You are not the money in your bank account.
Dogs are animals and not people.
If you think your black, chances are your white.
Acting like 50 cent does not make you look cool.
Just because your dad is rich doesnt mean you are the best kid in the world.
Wannabes should be shot, God's orders.
Fat chicks are easy.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Telling a pregnant woman that her child is really a tumor is not funny.
Dumb kids admit they are dumb, retards dont even know what that means.
Your conscious is not the voice in your head telling you to kill people.