2/28/2007

My humor

I got my kicks

Super Mario goes bad

Kings of heaven and hell

Two kings of leadership and clarity met.
They shook hands and allegiance was made.
A power so mighty they couldn't be stopped.
Fighting for the free and the wrongly sought.
A king with nation so huge along with his buddy of a nation of few joined to what was true.
At the table of truth so round they gathered sharing moments of rich lather.

Then one day a princess from too far crossed the bay.
With reluctance the allegiance kept her safe.
When she asked the king of leadership to find her a mate,
She thought no better would a king of so few be better to date.
So he brought to the table of truth the little he knew of the two.
And with him accompanied a king of a nation so huge.

But at the table of truth wine was split by the two.
And with it came the allegiance.
Emerged a king so unclear as he slammed a cup of dirty beer.
He ushered in the nation of so few to follow what he can do.
He declared that a nation so huge was too big and allegiance needed not leadership.
The king who was unclear threw the men beyond the pier.
So the kings of leadership and of a nation so huge knew what they had to do.
They arose the army of truth from within to seek the God blessed win
And today they still fight what is true and right.
Against the evil strongest and lackluster of might.

And thats how heaven and hell became.

2/23/2007

Doing the dirty work

He sat there on his knees.
His covered in blood.
He looked upon the heavens and cried a horrid cry.
He asked God once "God oh why!!?"

She lay there with blood gushing from her chest
She grabbed his hand and held it tight
"If god asked of you to do it then it must be right."
She looked at him and her eyes turned from hazel to dark blue

And from her body arose an angel more pretty than the can handle.
And from here on in she said to him, you will be one of God's hitmen

2/21/2007

Here's the deal: You pull the trigger and I'll hold the gun