Smmbody Got a Cigrit

Hot but breezy, a man stumbles out of a bus almost drunk-like. He wobbles over to a couple teenage delinquents, one of them smoking. He approaches and asks for a cigarette, speaking in a slow speech almost void of vowels in places and consonants in others, "Eeyy, smmmbody gt a cigrit I could ave?". The fellow member of the brotherhood kindly pulls out a half-crushed half-full pack of Marlboro Reds from his pants pocket. "Ygot a light?", the young member of the brotherhood again fishes around in his pockets for a lighter, and offers it to the shady kickass man in the plain white shirt and green sweatpants rolled halfway up his calves. His mission accomplished the man proceeds to perambulate over to a parkbench to savor his smoke.