Dancing through the snow

Dancing through the snow, with an M-16 by his side, Santas gone mad! So children run and hide!
He'll rape your mother so, rip off papas toes, hang fluffy by the head and scarily laugh ho ho

Oh--Grenades fly, Reindeer die, houses go up in smoke. Santas wife has a knife, right through her fucking throat!
Oh-People die, through the night, boy it aint no joke, Santas homosexual so watch out he might poke!

Running with a knife, he'll chase you through the night, hoping that you'll die by 2 strokes by midnight.
He'll shoot up you whole house, not quiet like a mouse, watch out for his gun-hes surely having fun

Oh--Grenades fly, Reindeer die, houses go up in smoke. Santas wife has a knife, right through her fucking throat!
Oh-People die, through the night, boy it aint no joke, Santas homosexual so watch out he might poke!

Dancing through the snow, Santa wife was a ho, she did it with the elf, who had a big big nose.
Once he got pissed off, and chopped that elves wiener off, he liked it so he said--all elves should be dead!

Oh--Grenades fly, Reindeer die, houses go up in smoke. Santas wife has a knife, right through her fucking throat! Oh-People die, through the night, boy it aint no joke, Santas homosexual so watch out he might poke!

One day Santa Claus, got busy with a ma, fucked her so damn hard, he sent a greeting card
Miss Claus did find out, she started to demand out, untill Santa dick, popped off in her mouth

Oh--Grenades fly, Reindeer die, houses go up in smoke. Santas wife has a knife, right through her fucking throat! Oh-People die, through the night, boy it aint no joke, Santas homosexual so watch out he might poke!

Jail is not sexy, look at Santa and you will see, hes digging up a ditch and hes Bubba's fatest bitch. His death sentence is near, and Santas being queer, but dont you worry kids-its almost new years!

Oh--Grenades fly, Reindeer die, houses go up in smoke. Santas wife has a knife, right through her fucking throat! Oh-People die, through the night, boy it aint no joke, Santas homosexual so watch out he might poke!

It took a sniper man, with a really nice tan, to get the shot that hit the spot that killed that jolly man. Kids they do now cry, for reasons we know why, Santa went to hell, with a hole between his eyes.