Just so you know

Touching your private parts doesnt always mean you are masturbating

Kelly Clarkson is not a good singer/musician

"I dont know" Is not a good answer when someone asks if you have had sex

Just cause you sag your pants doesnt mean you are ghetto

Putting socks in your underwear does make your bulge look bigger and full of lumps

Its all good till your girlfriend whips out a cock bigger than yours

Live with the motto "I draw the line at 49"

Once again-Men smoking light cigs and wearing sandals does not make you look cool

If you brag that your penis is 10 inches its really only 5 inches fully erect

Drinking brand name and only brand name beer means you have no taste

Making up words for no reason does not make you look good at all

Old people should be left alone to die peacfully

Not all drugs are drugs unless they are drugs

Smoking ditchweed will not make you look like a stud

Just because you can bench alot, doesnt mean you can talk shit

Its takes time to give your private areas rug burns

American Africans speak two languages-English and Black English

Dont name your child after a plant

Dont act through life as if it is a sitcom--You will look stupid if you do

Good Charlotte is not a punk band

Dont touch yourself in a crowded area.

Dont eat the yellow snow or the extremely shiny sticky white snow

Wearing socks and only socks does not look good unless you are a girl

Idiots dont know what the word 'enlightened' means