God Sells Sex

I may have posted this once, but I am not sure. God knowingly created Satan. And from this you can assume that God knowingly created evil. Going off what little I know I am bound to prove that God created evil.

God is all knowing. And to be all knowing one knows the future the past and the present. Well you cant call God all knowing and deny that he has no idea of the future, past or present.

Going off above, God therefore knows each choice before you make it. He knows each step and breath you take before you breathe it. God knew you were gonna brake your arm in football at 17 when you were a chemical carried by your mother or syringe.

God knew that when he created Satan as angel, he would rebel and be cast from the heavens. This he knew before Satan. He also knew before he created Satan that he(satan) would trick Eve into disobeying God. And from this we now realize that God specifically created us to be stupid(who listens to a serpent!?)*. Fast forward to now and you realize that God knew the Iraq war will happen before he created man,

Why would God create evil? It all depends on the attitude for which you portray God. In the Old Testament, God had no second thoughts(mercy) to smite people or cities. In the New Testament, God is more than willingly to give you as many chances as you can muster(very merciful).

At the moment I believe that God created evil for one thing. His amusement. You can not have a perfect world filled with Adams and Eves. How could that be any fun. How would we ever know what evil was if we were all numb with goodness? Come on people, we all know that sex sells.

*I do not believe in creationism(Adam and Eve) I believe in evolution.

Movie I Gotta See

Johnny Depp Bio(from imdb.com)

Though highly successful now, Depp's early life, strangely, was as a rebel, and he took to vandalism and narcotics. He dropped out of school when he was 15, and he fronted a series of music-garage bands, including one named The Kids. However, it was when he married Lori Anne Allison that he took up the job of being a ballpoint-pen salesman to support himself and his wife. A visit to Los Angeles, California, with his wife, however, happened to be a blessing in disguise, when he met up with actor Nicolas Cage, who advised him to turn to acting, which culminated in Depp's film debut in the low-budget horror classic, _Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)_ , where he played a teenager who falls prey to dream-stalking demon Freddy Krueger. Three years later, Depp achieved fame as police cop Tom Hanson in the series "21 Jump Street" (1987) (1987-90), and in 1990, he was firmly established as a leading Hollywood actor with the Tim Burton movie Edward Scissorhands (1990), where he played a sad-faced, tragic hero who has scissors for hands.

From then on, Depp was selective of his choice of roles in movies, and he more often than not played dark, sinister characters on-screen. He played an undercover FBI agent in Donnie Brasco (1997), in which he co-starred with Al Pacino; a druggie in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998); and in two more Tim Burton ventures, Ed Wood (1994) and Sleepy Hollow (1999), with Christina Ricci and Casper Van Dien. He is currently filming a fifth Tim Burton film, Corpse Bride (2005), as well as being committed for another Tim Burton production, where he plays Willy Wonka in the upcoming Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), based on the classic children's novel by Roald Dahl..

During his career, Depp has, unfortunately, gotten himself under bad public scrutiny. He was accused of selling drugs at his own club, The Viper Room, in regard to the legendary celebrity, River Phoenix, who died outside the club due to drug overdose in 1993. The following year, Depp was arrested for smashing and trashing a New York suite. And, in 1999, he was arrested in London for being in a fight with paparazzi outside a restaurant.

Although he gained popularity since the success of Edward Scissorhands (1990), Depp wasn't hugely famous for many years until his portrayal of the suave, charming Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) in 2003. With the film's enormous success, it has opened several doors for his career and even included an Oscar nomination. He appeared as the central character in the Stephen King-based movie, Secret Window (2004); as the kind-hearted novelist James Barrie in the factually-based Finding Neverland (2004), where he co-starred with Kate Winslet; and most recently as Rochester in the British film, The Libertine (2004).

Sports his son's name, Jack, tattooed on his arm and a beaded bracelet made by his daughter Lily Rose.

Is hugely interested in Jack the Ripper.

As a child, he was allergic to chocolate.

He has said in interviews that he is of Cherokee, Irish, and German descent, with some Navajo as well. Asked the origin of his last name by James Lipton on Inside the Actors Studio, Johnny Depp said his name means "idiot" in German

Was Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski's very first choice for the role of Neo in The Matrix (1999) . Since Depp wasn't considered a box-office friendly name, Warner Bros. decided on casting Keanu Reeves instead.

"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured.' That kind of thing."

"I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

"He can ask me everything. If he wants me to have sex with an aardvark in one of his next movies, then I will do that." - on director Tim Burton.

He trades his tears for a couple of beers. But the pain still lingers on.

Family Tree Problem

1Great Grandma Eva 1Great Grandpa Earl 1Great Grandma Silvia 1Great Grandpa Erik
+ + + +
1Great Grandpa Steve 1Great Grandma Dora 1Great Grandpa Tom 1Great Grandma Doris
= = = =
2Grandma Cindy 2Grandpa Darrel 2Grandma Anne 2Grandpa Edward


3Grandma Cindy 3Grandma Anne
+ +
3Grandpa Darrel 3Grandpa Edward
= =
4Mom 4Dad
4Mom
+
4Dad
=
5You

So the question is, how can one be his Grandpa while being your son?

Legend
1-5:Generations
Bold: Your Fathers side
Not Bold: Your Mothers side

What is Life?

I once spent a week living with a wealthy man to experience his life style. Everyday I would buy stuff I really didn't need. I was worried about what I was going to wear and even if I has more stuff then my neighbor. Yet I felt unfulfilled as a human.

So I spent the next living with poorest of men I could find. Everyday I would fight for my survival. Everything I could gather was useful to my every day needs. I didn't care what I looked like or who was with me needed. I cared about how I could help out to make the conditions better for everyone for another day. Yet I felt like a man, a human. And I learned what the word "life" really met.

The gun is warm. The mind is hot. The trigger is on fire.

List of Fears

Ballistophobia: Fear of bullets.
Otophobia: Fear of opening one's eyes.
Peccatophobia: Fear of sinning.
Taphephobia: Fear of being buried alive.
Sitophobia: Fear of food.
Trichophobia: Fear of hair.
Vestiphobia: Fear of clothing.

Click HERE or Click the title for a lizt from A-Z of phobia's.

Spoonerism

It is kisstomary to cuss ("customary to kiss") the bride.

Spoonerism(SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm) noun:
The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words

Word History:comes from the name of the Rev. William Archibald Spooner (1844-1930), a kindly but nervous Anglican clergyman and educationalist

Trigger

Pull the trigger to your head. God, I wish that you were dead.

Guns and the devil

God is the Gun.
The Devil pulls the trigger.
Your the victim.

The Countdown

Just remember this as you live your life. Every second, every minute that ticks by is the coutdown to your untimely demise.

My humor

I got my kicks

Super Mario goes bad

Kings of heaven and hell

Two kings of leadership and clarity met.
They shook hands and allegiance was made.
A power so mighty they couldn't be stopped.
Fighting for the free and the wrongly sought.
A king with nation so huge along with his buddy of a nation of few joined to what was true.
At the table of truth so round they gathered sharing moments of rich lather.

Then one day a princess from too far crossed the bay.
With reluctance the allegiance kept her safe.
When she asked the king of leadership to find her a mate,
She thought no better would a king of so few be better to date.
So he brought to the table of truth the little he knew of the two.
And with him accompanied a king of a nation so huge.

But at the table of truth wine was split by the two.
And with it came the allegiance.
Emerged a king so unclear as he slammed a cup of dirty beer.
He ushered in the nation of so few to follow what he can do.
He declared that a nation so huge was too big and allegiance needed not leadership.
The king who was unclear threw the men beyond the pier.
So the kings of leadership and of a nation so huge knew what they had to do.
They arose the army of truth from within to seek the God blessed win
And today they still fight what is true and right.
Against the evil strongest and lackluster of might.

And thats how heaven and hell became.

Doing the dirty work

He sat there on his knees.
His covered in blood.
He looked upon the heavens and cried a horrid cry.
He asked God once "God oh why!!?"

She lay there with blood gushing from her chest
She grabbed his hand and held it tight
"If god asked of you to do it then it must be right."
She looked at him and her eyes turned from hazel to dark blue

And from her body arose an angel more pretty than the can handle.
And from here on in she said to him, you will be one of God's hitmen