Ballistophobia: Fear of bullets.
Otophobia: Fear of opening one's eyes.
Peccatophobia: Fear of sinning.
Taphephobia: Fear of being buried alive.
Sitophobia: Fear of food.
Trichophobia: Fear of hair.
Vestiphobia: Fear of clothing.
Click HERE or Click the title for a lizt from A-Z of phobia's.
3/21/2007
Spoonerism
It is kisstomary to cuss ("customary to kiss") the bride.
Spoonerism(SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm) noun:
The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words
Word History:comes from the name of the Rev. William Archibald Spooner (1844-1930), a kindly but nervous Anglican clergyman and educationalist
Spoonerism(SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm) noun:
The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words
Word History:comes from the name of the Rev. William Archibald Spooner (1844-1930), a kindly but nervous Anglican clergyman and educationalist
3/13/2007
3/06/2007
3/02/2007
The Countdown
Just remember this as you live your life. Every second, every minute that ticks by is the coutdown to your untimely demise.
2/28/2007
Kings of heaven and hell
Two kings of leadership and clarity met.
They shook hands and allegiance was made.
A power so mighty they couldn't be stopped.
Fighting for the free and the wrongly sought.
A king with nation so huge along with his buddy of a nation of few joined to what was true.
At the table of truth so round they gathered sharing moments of rich lather.
Then one day a princess from too far crossed the bay.
With reluctance the allegiance kept her safe.
When she asked the king of leadership to find her a mate,
She thought no better would a king of so few be better to date.
So he brought to the table of truth the little he knew of the two.
And with him accompanied a king of a nation so huge.
But at the table of truth wine was split by the two.
And with it came the allegiance.
Emerged a king so unclear as he slammed a cup of dirty beer.
He ushered in the nation of so few to follow what he can do.
He declared that a nation so huge was too big and allegiance needed not leadership.
The king who was unclear threw the men beyond the pier.
So the kings of leadership and of a nation so huge knew what they had to do.
They arose the army of truth from within to seek the God blessed win
And today they still fight what is true and right.
Against the evil strongest and lackluster of might.
And thats how heaven and hell became.
They shook hands and allegiance was made.
A power so mighty they couldn't be stopped.
Fighting for the free and the wrongly sought.
A king with nation so huge along with his buddy of a nation of few joined to what was true.
At the table of truth so round they gathered sharing moments of rich lather.
Then one day a princess from too far crossed the bay.
With reluctance the allegiance kept her safe.
When she asked the king of leadership to find her a mate,
She thought no better would a king of so few be better to date.
So he brought to the table of truth the little he knew of the two.
And with him accompanied a king of a nation so huge.
But at the table of truth wine was split by the two.
And with it came the allegiance.
Emerged a king so unclear as he slammed a cup of dirty beer.
He ushered in the nation of so few to follow what he can do.
He declared that a nation so huge was too big and allegiance needed not leadership.
The king who was unclear threw the men beyond the pier.
So the kings of leadership and of a nation so huge knew what they had to do.
They arose the army of truth from within to seek the God blessed win
And today they still fight what is true and right.
Against the evil strongest and lackluster of might.
And thats how heaven and hell became.
2/23/2007
Doing the dirty work
He sat there on his knees.
His covered in blood.
He looked upon the heavens and cried a horrid cry.
He asked God once "God oh why!!?"
She lay there with blood gushing from her chest
She grabbed his hand and held it tight
"If god asked of you to do it then it must be right."
She looked at him and her eyes turned from hazel to dark blue
And from her body arose an angel more pretty than the can handle.
And from here on in she said to him, you will be one of God's hitmen
His covered in blood.
He looked upon the heavens and cried a horrid cry.
He asked God once "God oh why!!?"
She lay there with blood gushing from her chest
She grabbed his hand and held it tight
"If god asked of you to do it then it must be right."
She looked at him and her eyes turned from hazel to dark blue
And from her body arose an angel more pretty than the can handle.
And from here on in she said to him, you will be one of God's hitmen
2/21/2007
1/29/2007
The Network
Here I am your portal to the world
use me, abuse me then discard my every purpose
I brought you in and I can take you out
And when I do, you piss and moan
You get mad and confused
So when you see no purpose for me
Don't put aside when I bitch and moan
use me, abuse me then discard my every purpose
I brought you in and I can take you out
And when I do, you piss and moan
You get mad and confused
So when you see no purpose for me
Don't put aside when I bitch and moan
1/25/2007
Drinker
He sat there with his head drooping over the sink.
His hands holding his head upright.
Every few minutes he'd get that sick feeling
Like when shit that goes down wants to hit the ceiling.
Out it will come flowing like a river
spewing his lunch and even his dinner.
His hands holding his head upright.
Every few minutes he'd get that sick feeling
Like when shit that goes down wants to hit the ceiling.
Out it will come flowing like a river
spewing his lunch and even his dinner.
1/16/2007
For men and women
( I originally wrote this as a note on facebook on January 15,2007)
It baffles me how mostly women write notes on how a relationship should work and what the perfect guy/ girl does or should do. It also amazes me how they write how a man should respect women in a way that looks like it was previously written by a guy.
This is what I say. Before you write these relationship things, do them yourself. All I hear is how men cheat and do all these bad things. When all I see is women cheating and setting unreal social standards on their relationships. Too many times have I seen guys do the work in a relationship and then get hurt because she cheats or leaves or something else.
No matter what anyone says about relationships, its all wrong. Why? Because each of us are different and so is the way we interact with each other. No one will always be nice or do this and that. So quit bullshitting yourself.
Heres what I say
Women: Quit writing about what the standard good guy should do/be because most of you have passed by the good guy to go for mister hottie hottie popularity. If you believe that all guys should be this way, then most nerds would have beautiful girlfriends. And most of you would be datng the guys who are regulars for Star Wars conventions. Be yourself and do what you say.
Men: Don't be a victim to pre-judgment. Give each girl a equal shot. And treat them all with respect. No one likes an asshole. Being a bad ass does not do you any good nor does being a smart ass. Be yourself. Don't become a wannabe. Quit this idea that there is an ass race for the hottie. You ruin it for everyone
Both: Just for once look beyond your self image. Put the ideals of what you or the other person should be. Shoulds, woulds, coulds all end up being nothing in the end. Just talk truthfully to each other. "Come as you are".
It baffles me how mostly women write notes on how a relationship should work and what the perfect guy/ girl does or should do. It also amazes me how they write how a man should respect women in a way that looks like it was previously written by a guy.
This is what I say. Before you write these relationship things, do them yourself. All I hear is how men cheat and do all these bad things. When all I see is women cheating and setting unreal social standards on their relationships. Too many times have I seen guys do the work in a relationship and then get hurt because she cheats or leaves or something else.
No matter what anyone says about relationships, its all wrong. Why? Because each of us are different and so is the way we interact with each other. No one will always be nice or do this and that. So quit bullshitting yourself.
Heres what I say
Women: Quit writing about what the standard good guy should do/be because most of you have passed by the good guy to go for mister hottie hottie popularity. If you believe that all guys should be this way, then most nerds would have beautiful girlfriends. And most of you would be datng the guys who are regulars for Star Wars conventions. Be yourself and do what you say.
Men: Don't be a victim to pre-judgment. Give each girl a equal shot. And treat them all with respect. No one likes an asshole. Being a bad ass does not do you any good nor does being a smart ass. Be yourself. Don't become a wannabe. Quit this idea that there is an ass race for the hottie. You ruin it for everyone
Both: Just for once look beyond your self image. Put the ideals of what you or the other person should be. Shoulds, woulds, coulds all end up being nothing in the end. Just talk truthfully to each other. "Come as you are".
1/14/2007
12/25/2006
Checkers or Chess
Here two men sat playing checkers
A woman walked in and one man arose
He sat upon the table of chess
And for which started this mess
She sat down and watched the tables
As two men played against at two different tables
And here we are today
One declares check mate
The other a king
A woman walked in and one man arose
He sat upon the table of chess
And for which started this mess
She sat down and watched the tables
As two men played against at two different tables
And here we are today
One declares check mate
The other a king
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